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I don’t believe in miracles but…
Few of us will ever experience the
thrill of entering an Olympic stadium to compete in an event but I think that
waiting for the start of a 95 mile trail race over
In a slightly surreal atmosphere, 88
runners and their support crews massed in the car park of Milngavie train
station for the
My training had been exceedingly
shaky what with one problem or another ever since the
Despite all that, I still believed that I could do this race. I’m not sure where this confidence came from to be honest. Having done the Devil of the Highlands race last year (the 43 mile Tyndrum to Fort William stretch) and having trained over most of the rest of the route at one time or another, I convinced myself that it was just a matter of stitching together all these runs. How hard could that be? (Never underestimate the power of positive self-delusion). ;-)
Anyway, back to the start.
After a pep talk from the race organiser we donned our head torches and
shuffled to the start line. On the stroke of
For the time of day (i.e.
As I descended Conic hill I was
amazed to meet a couple of walkers on the hill (at about
I reached Balmaha almost exactly on schedule (well, what passed for a sort of schedule anyway) feeling really good. The first 20 miles had been easy and doing the same sort of distance 4 times over again didn’t seem quite so impossible. I met up with my wife who plied me with coffee and rice pudding and topped up my camelbak with some more flat coke.
Brimming with misplaced confidence, I left Balmaha after just 10 minutes and headed off up towards Rowardennan. 2 miles up the road I was suddenly smitten with severe pain behind my left knee. With hindsight I reckon it was probably cramp of some sort but the pain was so severe I could only jog 50 yards (at most) at a time before the pain worsened to the point of reducing me to a shambling walk. I tried stretching and massage but nothing seemed to make any difference. What was worse, I could only run on flat stretches, certainly not any uphill bits and only just on the gentlest of downhill bits. Unfortunately, most of the route is up or down, not flat.
The next 5 miles to Rowardennan were very tedious and depressing. Running into trouble just 22 miles into a 95 mile race is not what you want to happen and I seriously wondered about DNFing.[i] By the time I got there, I had discovered that I could make slightly faster progress by galloping, thrusting hard with my right leg and pogoing along on my left keeping my knee as straight as possible. If you think it sounds stupid, you should have seen what it looked like.
After a longer break with more coffee, food and stretching at Rowardennan, I headed gingerly up the trail again, hoping that the brief rest might have improved things somewhat. Within a few steps I realised that this wasn’t the case and I had a very long stretch ahead of me before I would meet my back up crew again. (About 17 very tough miles over the worst footing of the whole trail).
I hopped, I walked, I shambled and galloped for the next 7 miles until I reached Inversnaid where there was a water station. Now I don’t know what they put in their water there but this was where the miracle happened. After gulping down a couple of cups of water (I was getting very fed up with flat coke by now) I realised that there were a 3 runners loitering there and by the simple expedient of setting off more or less straight away, I was up 3 places! Not only that, as I eased myself tentatively back into galloping/shambling/walking mode, I kept waiting for the pain to force me to walk, but it didn’t. I was actually running again! Hallelujah! I passed two more runners almost straight away and found myself gradually catching more as I worked my way up to Derrydarroch, the next checkpoint.
My knee wasn’t perfect by any means but after what had gone before, it was a million times better. I exchanged a few phone calls with my wife to assure her that I hadn’t died and that I was making slow progress and eventually we met up for more food and drink.
Then it was time for the climb over the hill bypassing Crianlarich and on to Tyndrum. As ever in these events, it was a case of “running when you could, walking when you can’t” but ever so gradually my running was taking the major share. By the time I reached Tyndrum (52 miles) I was running easily if slowly and feeling great. I had now been ‘running’ for 13 hours and I knew that I had run the rest of the route in 8 and a half hours last year. How hard could it be to do the remaining 43 miles in 11 hours?
Very.
I made great progress over the
next stage from Tyndrum to
I now had just two major
stretches ahead of me, Kingshouse to Kinlochleven (7 miles) and Kinlochleven
to
The ibuprofen seemed to have worked another miracle on my knee and after some very tentative trials, I was running again! It wasn’t to last however as the terrain quickly becomes unrunnable and it was the long slog up the Devil’s Staircase after that followed by the even longer knee and quad crippling decent to Kinlochleven. The trail drops right down to sea level at this point and the descent really does go on forever (or at least feels as if it does). I had one heavyish fall whilst crossing a stream at this point for fortunately didn’t do myself any serious mischief other than bit of a shin scrape.
Despite all this, once we reached the bottom, we jogged comfortably into KLL to meet my long suffering wife once again.
By now it was about
The 8 mile stretch over the Lairig to our last rendezvous with my wife was not a happy time. I was now beginning to feel very stretched and ‘thin’. There just wasn’t much left in me. To add to the fun, it started to rain, not just a refreshing cooling drizzle, but in torrents, accompanied by thunder and lightning. In the dim light of our head torches, our confidence in our navigating started to waiver and all around us, we could hear but not see great angry torrents of water cascading off the hillsides.
I knew that one couldn’t really get lost on this stretch of the route but when you can only see a few feet in any direction, you’re miles from anywhere and there’s no phone reception, doubts start to creep in. We felt like we had been walking forever, the path was far too rough to run in the dark. I was now beginning to shiver gently but uncontrollably. My jacket and everything on me was soaked through. Seeing the light of torches at Lundavra was one of the most welcoming things I’d seen in a very long time and we dived into the car for yet more coffee and a complete change of clothes. Just before we arrived at Lundavra we’d been met by a marshal who warned us that we would get our feet wet because of flooding ahead. We couldn’t help laughing as she wasn’t to know that we’d been wading streams for miles already. We donned every waterproof item we could find and headed off to finish the last 6 miles.
Over the next 3 miles the paths
rises and falls infuriatingly as it passes through stygian forest, the sky only
lit by the occasion flash of lightning. At long last
No sooner had we set off we were caught by another runner. 92 miles into a 95 mile race is not a good time to be passed and as we upped our walking speed we realised he was slowly pulling away from us. This couldn’t happen!
The track slopes gently down Glen
Nevis all the way to
After walking a short way, his head-torch came back into view and we realised that the b*gger was still chasing me. There was nothing for it but to carry on running and that’s what we did all the way to the finish.
In many ways, the finish was a bit of an anticlimax. For a start there was no marshal or sign to direct runners to the finish line and Fort William was treated to an enraged and infuriated runner shouting “Where’s the f*cking finish line” to nobody in particular as I was terrified that this other runner would slip by my if I took a wrong turning. I needn’t have worried as he didn’t come in for another 10 minutes but I didn’t know that at the time. Of course I could have avoided this aggro by reading the race instructions but who does that? The Lochaber Leisure Centre where the race finishes wasn’t far away and we soon found it and I raced in through the front door in ‘just finishing a 5K’mode’ to the astonishment of the few onlookers there. Don’t ask me why, it just seemed a good idea at the time.
Having given my number and surrendered my mortuary tag on my wrist, that was it. Full stop. Period.
I’d tried to phone my wife to let
her know of my imminent arrival but she had managed to find the one spot in the
car with zero reception and was soundly (and deservedly) asleep when I
finished. After establishing that I wasn’t going to be showered in
champagne and that there didn’t seem to be anything happening at the sports
centre for finishers we wandered back out to the car-park to rouse my wife and
find our way to our accommodation. We staggered in at about
The remains of the night went all
too quickly and we were out by about
The
Oh, before I forget, one more miracle. I haven’t got a single midge bite.
Tim